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2011 – So much predicted, so little came true
Everything that could go wrong, would go wrong this year, only it didn’t.
Perhaps this a premature round up of everything that failed to manifest in 2011, but given the track record of the various Truth movement/Alt Media (covert mainstream media) prognosticators, i’m probably on safe ground.
1. New World Order end game
Yes our favorite boogie man “cabal” failed utterly to ship 90% of us into death camps, relentless civil war, starvation and genocide. Despite years of predictive priming and bad science fiction, mankind failed to fall apart and turn on itself in one final orgy of depraved murder and bloodlust. Whodda thunk it?
2. Top Level UFO Disclosure
Surprisingly, no world leaders stood up at the U.N and released the news we all expect to hear. UFO’s are machines from other worlds and are often manned by intelligent biological entities, and we are unable to prevent them visiting by any means we possess, and they have been visiting us for a very, very long time.
3. World War 3
As much as we all enjoy a good War, Number three failed to manifest this year, disappointing billions of air heads who support the military around the world. Somehow our own good nature and some behind the scenes negotiations have prevented an all out Nuclear war, still with the US dollar dropping into negative value, expect some chest thumping in Washington come January 1st 2012.
4. Alien Invasion (via Project Blue Beam?)
Despite relentless Holywank predictive programming, Battle Los Angeles, Independence Day and War of the Worlds failed to show up this year, no energy weapon wielding-tentacled-bug-eyed-alien-bastards put in a mass appearance. No to worry, with at least 50% of the US budget going to defense – rest assured The United States Armed forces are ready to repel a planet wide assault from space. Too bad the grunts don’t have medic aid, a veterans pension or a decent education to fall back on after the conflict. But all going well, there won’t be that many left around to ask for a hand out from Uncle Sam. After all soldiers are expendable, just ask the Gulf War 1 Vets.
5. Global Pandemic
Despite spending billions of Tax payers money on Biological Warfare, the nations of the world have failed to kill off serious numbers of people, although Bird Flu / Swine Flu looks like a Vector Tester to practice run the distribution of something more lethal, most of us are still here. Luckily we have Big Pharma to save us with all those useful vaccines that do no harm, cost a fortune and have a 30 second shelf life.
6. Total Financial Melt Down
It may be under way, but technically its not here yet, although the planets economy is most assuredly on its last gasp. The difference between being there and being here, is you’re not eating your neighbors labradoodle…yet.
7. Comet Elenin / Spectacular Comet Event
From the icy depths of deepest darkest space, came Elenin, which rather anti-climatically didn’t destroy the Earth. Despite the panicked screaming by thousands of logically challenged bloggers, the Earth remains in orbit around the Sun. Go figure.
8. Arrival of the Anti-Christ
Despite two thousand years plus of prep time, satan just can’t seem to muster the enthusiasm we’d expect from a fan of Armageddon, maybe its an issue of timing, after all he has so much air time competition, why not wait until a slow news day to kick off the end of the world?
9. Environmental Melt Down
Although many in the cor-pirate media wilfully forget, over a decade ago, many of the big names in Environmental Science were warning us we had a paltry decade to save the world. We past the 10 year mile stone December 31st 2010, the oceans have not statistically risen more or less than before, the Artic Ice Melt is not statistically greater than its short lived 2007 high blip, Antarctica is still there, as is the Green land Ice Shelf.
The average global temperature has not statistically risen in an entire decade, it actually appears to be dipping down. And to put it in perspective, the margin of error is measured in tenths of a degree, which is about the same as the actual signal. When Al Gore got all riled up, he was arguing about TENTHS of a degree…don’t get me started.
10. Mega Solar Flare
We had some bigguns’ this year, but nothing like the Nicolas Cage fiasco AKA ” Knowing”. Yep, the Sun remains steadfastly a-typical, in other words it doesn’t seem to want to Kill us. Strange that.
11. Super Storm Cell
Not a Tom Clancy Enviro-thriller, we haven’t had a Day After Tomorrow type freeze this year, although we did get some cold spots. Ironically, the UK keeps underestimating its winter, because the expensive MET office super computer keeps saying the Global Warming model indicates mild winters and wet summers.
Three years running , 2008/2009/2010, the cold shut down parts of the UK. No shame at all from the MET, nothing to see here, move along….
12. Mega Volcano
The Yellow Stone Caldera remains as it was, this time last year, intact. Mexico’s Popocatepetl did poop out some ash in March, and the unpronounceable ”Eyjafjallajokull” in Norway shut down air travel in the northern hemisphere, but the planet is still here. So nice try nature, catch you in 2012.
The Year that was
A 6.3 Earthquake smashed the CBD of Christchurch New Zealand, resulting in 181 deaths. A disaster quickly eclipsed by the Sendai/Fukushima disaster in Japan.
14,000 Japanese perished March 11th 2011, with another 14,000 missing, after the sixth largest recorded Earthquake produced a monster Tsunami, destroying a massive number of lives and property in mere minutes.
The Alt media has suggested everything from HAARP to deliberate Nuking of the fault line off Japan, frankly that energy would of been better spent supporting the Japanese recovery.
Human Crisis 1 | Alt Media common sense 0
In the same event, Fukushima popped three nuke reactors in a spectacular f**k up that can probably be attributed to Human negligence and stupidity – but the Alt Media has presumed Israeli Security contractors mini-nuked each reactor. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, i’ll assume they didn’t mini-nuke Fukushima, a total lack of coolant seems a more likely cause for the melt down.
Space just got harder to reach, when Obama shut down the NASA Space Shuttle, in the same year he ruled out returning to the Moon. Got plenty-O-Change for Drones and bunker busting bombs tho’ bro.
Russia managed to fail to resupply the ISIS, when the worlds only working heavy lift rocket exploded en route, handy that….just saying.
Seems that bold new frontier has slipped from our grasp, instead we’re invited to put our heads down, eat TV dinners and watch American Gladiator, how inspiring that will be for future generations.
The US Fed Reserve started printing money willy-nilly, in the hope no one would notice the United States Dollar – the worlds reserve currency – was now worthless. Food prices have shot up GLOBALLY, as has fuel and commodity prices, everything is dearer, your wages don’t go as far as they did – and the hope of owning ones own home is slipping from the reach of hundreds of Millions world wide.
The Top Fortune 50 banks all gave themselves pay bonus’es, after asking the tax payer for even more bailouts. Then promptly refused to loan the cash to each other or the public, cos they don’t trust either, career in banking anyone?
Libya was raped and murdered by elements of Al CIA-da, via NATO, up to this year Libya was – despite being a dictatorship, one of the few middle eastern nations with universal health care, free home loan starters and free education. It was also in the Black, owing no foreign money to overseas interests, NATO killed all that using a proxy but bullshit ‘Rebellion’.
Humanity 0 | Greed and Malice 1
The occupy Wall Street kids showed up to protest about something, unfortunately without a unified front and a policy programme, they are sitting ducks for a takeover.
News Flash, this just to hand,…the occupy wall street kids have been taken over by leftist think tanks, they’ll be endorsing Obama’s next Presidential campaign before the primaries. Having all foregotten about that Wall Street thing they did, the media will repackage them as being “Obama” supporters all along.
As Gerald Celente says, “When People have lost everything, and have nothing left to loose, they loose it.” And that is starting to happen globally, only with less vigor than is required to shut down the Global Banking scam/Military industrial complex.
The London riots this year were more about looting than anything else, no list of demands accompanied the violence and vandalism, instead people from all walks of life – but mostly the young, helped themselves to consumer goods.
In Israel, mass rallies took to the streets in protest against the Economic policies of their government, among their concerns were the rising cost of living and the unaffordability of housing. The injustices projected against the open air prison called Gaza wasn’t part of their agenda, so the kosher uprising, like the London riots seemed to revolve around consumer angst and not Humanitarian ideals. Seems humanity has some growing up to do.
Staying in that region the Arab Spring uprisings were less about democracy, and more about middle eastern destabilization courtesy of the same old imperial powers as always.
Syria, Libya and Egypt were on the radar, as was Yemen. The media got caught fabricating photos, Gay Girl in Damascus turned out to be a Hetero male American, the various media outlets of our world faked just about anything they could get away with.
Rupert Murdoch, prime candidate for the Anti-christ, after Alan Greenspan, got pulled into a cell phone hacking scandal. The News of the World Newspaper was closed down after proving embarrassing to the status quo, and Rupert got shut out of buying Sky B in the UK. Though we’re sure he will continue to practice gutter journalism in the US, where they like that kind of thing, he used to be an Australian prior to becoming a US citizen. A kind of former Wizard of OZ.
Egypt had a synthetic uprising, replacing one dictator with an even worst one. Syria is looking shaky and Libya fell to all that humanitarian bombing, humanely delivered by human pilots, humanely motivated to smash the countries infrastructure all in the name of protecting Libyans from all that dangerous clean water and a stable economy.
Its fair to say that by October 2011, plenty of natural and man made disaster has afflicted our planet, but none of it was accurately predicted by the doom mongers populating the Alt media / Truth Movement.
Given a track record of bombastic, stupendously inaccurate, bad science fiction like predictions, one would think the many doom-bloggers would have learnt some humility by now.
My prediction. With two months left on the clock until 2012, you may expect even bigger, scarier and stupider predictions by the same logic afflicted narcissists as 2011.
And that’s a prediction I guarantee will come true.
has anyone here talked about the Mayan Calendar and how it “fits” in with realities around here? To minus 18 days and it “ends” (tzolkin count, not Long)…
It seems more plausible the Japaneses were using that Nuke site for secret weapons enrichment and can’t even begin to broach that topic when they JUST reactivated their military for real. How does kicking us off the most prime lands (US Bases) figure into that too? I think the Japanese/US angle is the most interesting as we’ve dictated japenese politics (well we, you know who we is inside the US) since WWII ended and it seems they are done…I also saw a water car was about to become mass marketed right before the quake…so many layers to it all…
PS…if you’ve followed any channeled literature they’ve been saying the galactics can be thanked for all the /crisis averted
Oh thank them ASCENDED MASTERS will ya!? Puke…
Japan making nuke weapons…. hmmm, whodda thunk it. Yeah that would go down REAL well back in Washing-Ham.
As for the ass channeled literature, i’ve been around and witnessed channelers myself, all things being equal, I doubt super-dupa ascended masters want anything to do with this place. I Puke in agreement!
Thanks Hermes.
Thanks for the post, Fitzy. The drawings are great. Especially the pyramid.
Thanks Kyle, that pyramid is a photo, …honest. No Homo-Shop.
2011 : the year of the Fitz
thanks for making my internet addiction that much more enjoyable this year
Yer welcome. I’m here all week, or until Comet [Enter Nom de Jure];
strikes the earth
deploying a killer virus
causing a mile high tsunami of burning oil acid
that melts through the crust
causing a mega quake
that releases demons and zombies from hell upon the earth
killing our kids
reducing the global population by 90%
Someone call John Cusack, we got ourselves a sequel to the
Towering-Day-After-Knowing-Inferno-Earthquake-Airport77 franchise.
Starring something Hilary Clinton found in her boxer shorts, and that guy
from Doogie Howser MD.
Thanks, Fitzy, for helping to bellie all the wash-out predictions for Doom-&-Gloomsday that … haven’t … yet … even … reared their ugly heads to smite us. Fear mongers want us to feel helpless. But then again, when it does come to some unprecedented mega-vulcanism, scientists at the cutting edge of re-appraising the past have ofttimes turned a learned eye to Toba in Sumatra … I mean, yo … just take a look at that joint. Some even believe that it & not an asteroid impact in the remote past was what was responsible for snuffing out the saurians, thus favouring mammalian evolution into becoming the dominant (land) life forms. Food for ‘Thoth’, I say. Peace & keep up the excellent insights & humourous writing, Fitzy! Peace, all ~ (•8-D
Hey Enoshi_Ha_Shem, good to hear from you again.
The Alt Media seem like a marvel comic movie adaption to me, with Stan Lee putting in a cameo, ‘Tune in next week when our hero is confronted by….’
In our case we’re the Hero, and the villain is a cabal of evil media genius-asses, robbing the bank of our imagination each week, leaving a pile of poop as a calling card.
They’ve discovered our secret hero weakness, we don’t trust our own judgement enough, and so we listen to their songs of doubt and doom.
Time to tune into our own broadcast.
Cheers Enoshi-Ha-Shem!