Parallel Earth News
Friday 13th July 2012 (Local Permutation)
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Entire United States Congress arrested by TDA movement
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Earth #001133 Today 12:04:00 MST, in an unprecedented development, the Patriot Movement in collaboration with loyal citizens in the DHS, The US Armed Forces, CIA and FBI detained the entire United States Congress.
Reports of fatalities were quickly laid to rest, with independent confirmation all Congress Members are alive, though some have sustained minor injuries. The carefully planned operation, was successfully executed across the United States Friday around midday EST.
The President, Vice President and Senior Staff were still on the run or in hiding, with tense negotiations taking place to encourage them to voluntarily surrender. As yet no word has been released on the negotiations.
The arrests follow the public outcry that took place on Monday, when the Continental United States largely went on strike, with the bulk of the population refusing to participate in the economy.
Hospitals and Emergency services remained staffed with skeleton crews, and the Police maintained a small presence, unusually acts of violence Crime fell to an all time national low.
The President initiated the Continuity of Commerce Presidential Act, which would of forced Millions back to work at gun point, but neither the National Guard or other militarily services responded, effectively stranding the US government without the power to enforce the publicly reviled Act.
A Transitional Democratic Authority (TDA) was formed Tuesday by the senior members of united political groups, it includes numerous Patriot groups, Republicans and Democrats outraged at the continual abuses by the standing Congress and President.
“We want the Congress and the constitution restored as the founding fathers originally intended, and if we have to kick these bums out to do it, then so be it.” Said a spokesman for the TDA. Numerous Major corporations have also shut their doors today, reports of CEO’s and Board members fleeing the country have been confirmed.
Wall Street lost 22,000 points almost immediately and is not expected to rebound any time soon. Oil trades using the US Dollar have stopped, OPEC went into immediate crisis talks, Saudi Arabia has tabled the Chinese Renminbi as the new oil trade currency.
Israel has issued a statement that unless the US immediately honors established defense treaties, it will have no choice but to preemptively strike hostile nations within striking distance.
With the middle east teetering on the edge of possibly nuclear war, the remaining UN Security Council nations have called for cooler heads to prevail. Neither Iran nor Palestinian spokesmen have indicated any intent to provoke Israel, the world watches with bated breath.
The US Supreme Court Judges were also detained, as evidence of massive corruption across the entire political spectrum comes to light.