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Friday 20th July 2012 (Local Permutation)
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Iran INNOCENT: United European Kingdom isolated
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The United European Kingdom (U.E.K) is isolated tonight, as damning evidence of M.I.9 involvement in the 2021 Olympic Terror attacks comes to light. High level defections within M.I.9, credible and official documents, and confessions of complicity all point directly to a formerly top secret Royal decree authorizing a false flag attack against the international community at last months games.
The operation was timed to instill the greatest hostility towards Iran, after months of the U.E.K beating war drums, the attack firmly placed Iran as the offender. Complicit European media outlets, provided with dossiers from M.I.9 and MOSBAD, the Judatenland security apparatus, broadcast an uninterrupted call for vengeance for days afterwards, against the Iranian government.
Yesterday, The Royal United European Kingdom Navy, stationed for the last six months in the Gulf, was within minutes of a strike on the Persian homeland when challenged by navies from the United States of Africa and a task force from three of the Five Kingdoms. Led by the Tang dynasty capital ship Yangtze River.
Iran had pledged to defend itself from any acts of aggression, and had run preparation drills, including test firing a Mach 7 Melanoma Missile last March. Military analysts Zane’s International, speculate that the Five Kingdoms navies are armed with the NAVAL Mark II Melanoma Missile, possibly capable of Mach 9, and almost impossible to intercept.
As the middle east teetered on the edge of an escalating international crisis, Continental Francais diplomats presented a testimony from former top level M.I.9 agents, under diplomatic immunity in the capital Montreal. The testimony indicts the U.E.K specifically, the bombings, it is alleged, were to legitimize a war against Iran preferably with international support.
The Yucatan Union added its voice to the clamor, redirecting its orbital rail-gun platform to orbit over the Gulf, the Platform is capable of evaporating an entire Naval task force from space. It was specifically built to atomize fragments from the Martian Comet Strike event, its deployment against a terrestrial target would be a violation of international law, analysts have speculated its a symbolic deployment to force diplomatic talks.
With diplomatic and military pressure mounting, the U.E.K stood down its Navy and stated it would review the claims of an inside job.
“Until we have analysed the statements by the former Agents, we will remain at a state of high readiness. We do not, as yet, concur with the claims made against us.” Said the U.E.K Prime Minister.
“If it was a domestically planned operation, then it was without Royal consent, no matter the claim to the contrary. If true, it could not be a wide spread operation, but an act perpetrated by a few rouge elements. At this stage, the entire counter claim seems highly implausible, the U.E.K has always championed diplomacy, but we will not turn our cheeks to Terrorism.”
The Holy Government of Judatenland announced it would pursue a military solution against Iran, declaring the counter evidence “A fabricated nonsense.” Animosity between the two nations is at an all time high, as the 70th anniversary approaches of the Persian Alliance victory over the attempted annexing of Palestine in 1917 by the Provisional Volunteer Army of Judatenland. A political and military defeat the PVA never recovered from.
“We will not be denied our God given homeland. We will claim the land of our forefathers.” Said Prime Minister Mechin Netenyahoo.
Facing Her most dire challenge yet, President Aliyah Musaddiq of Iran reiterated that the charges of Iranian terrorism were false, and thanked the International community for its patience and wisdom. Only the Australasian Economic Union (A.E.U) added warships and personnel to the U.E.K taskforce, a position its now reviewing, its forces were withdrawn from the Iranian coast today after several tense hours of Francais diplomatic negotiations.
The A.E.U lost significant numbers of athletes and spectators in the bombings, and dispatched its forces to the region, before the U.E.K finalized its claims against Iran.
However, in general, there has been Global skepticism of the U.E.K claim of Iranian involvement. The unusually rapid identification of the bombers by their undamaged passports found at the attack sites, and the security shambles at the Olympics by the security company G3B – now under scrutiny, combined with the continued historical U.E.K provocation of Iran has tempered the international response.
While many countries adopted a “wait and see the forensic evidence” position, immediately following the bombings at the track and field and hockey events, the U.E.K was always adamant that Iran was pursuing covert acts against it.
That very public position, has been left mute today, as the U.E.K credibility is shredded each hour by new and ever more damning revelations. We can only guess at what the motivated the M.I.9 whistle-blowers, and until an International Legal Panel can be convened, that will remain unknown.
it’s like Doug Adams is writing for GMoT .. these are great!
Thanks Duke, just a reminder, …
“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.” ~ Douglas Adams
Anything is possible, somewhere, some when and some how.
Cheers Duke.